Sunday, 1 February 2009

Dear Cobra Beer

I love Cobra beer. It's delicious.

Their adverts however, are my least favourite thing in the world, ever. Ranking even lower than people filing their nails and pesto grease.

The adverts, if you haven't seen them, are a bunch of middle-aged, pseudo-witty, scribbly little twats sitting around in a cartoon bar with their beers saying really fucking annoying things to each other, like so:



Sorry, that's just not funny, at all. I would be more inclined to drink Cobra if they used this,



and that's really saying something.

If I see any of these three in the street, I will brutally and savagely kill them.

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