Dear Confused.com

As you may have seen recently there is a new confused.com advert targetting the mentally handicapped.

My problem with the advert is that within 5 seconds a goat man comes on and says "There aren't any complicated questions like; 'What were you doing seven years ago?', 'Do you like bread?' and 'Do you have a beard?'". See below.



See for any rational human, two of those questions aren't actually very complicated. Most people probably answer with their spine (little CNS joke for you there). Do you have a beard? Do you like bread? Please think carefully about these questions lest your MENSA membership be terminated.

Then the same moron appears on youtube, saying he doesn't like youtube for advertising, and then playing a clip of the advert he was in. Thus using the very platform he is denouncing to denounce the platform he is using and has used to get into advertising for using advertising on the platform that launched his career in advertising. The levels of hypocrisy are so unbelievably layered that if you attempted to say that sentence out loud it would just sound like static. See below.



In conclusion FUCK YOU MR TUMNAS